Яose Before Hoes
February 2012
BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRT
Me: I farted!
Erik: *walks over, lifts leg and farts*
We’re such a family
GOOOOOOOOOO~
- 1. Had sex?
- 2. Bought condoms?
- 3. Gotten pregnant?
- 4. Failed a class?
- 5. Kissed a boy?
- 6. Kissed a girl?
- 7. Used a little paper bag for lunch?
- 8. Had a job?
- 9. Slipped on ice?
- 10. Missed the school bus?
- 11. Left the house without my wallet?
- 12. Bullied someone on the internet?
- 13. Sexted?
- 14. Had sex in public?
- 15. Played on a sports team?
- 16. Smoked weed?
- 17. Smoked cigarettes?
- 18. Smoked a cigar?
- 19. Drank alcohol?
- 20. Watched “The Breakfast Club”?
- 21. Been overweight?
- 22. Been underweight?
- 23. Had an eating disorder?
- 24. Been to a wedding?
- 25. Made fun of someone for being fat?
- 26. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 27. Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
- 28. Been late for work?
- 29. Been late for school?
- 30. Kissed in the rain?
- 31. Showered with someone else?
- 32. Failed my driver’s test?
- 33. Ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
- 34. Been outside my home country?
- 35. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
- 36. Had lice?
- 37. Gotten my heart broken?
- 38. Had a credit card?
- 39. Been to a professional sports game?
- 40. Broken a bone?
- 41. Been unhappy about my weight?
- 42. Won a trophy?
- 43. Cut myself?
- 44. Had an STD?
- 45. Got engaged?
- 46. Been on a diet?
- 47. Tried out to be on a TV show?
- 48. Rode in a taxi?
- 49. Been to prom?
- 50. Played a drinking game?
- 51. Stayed up for 24 hours or more?
- 52. Been to a concert?
- 53. Had a three-some?
- 54. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 55. Been in a car accident?
- 56. Had braces?
- 57. Learned another language?
- 58. Killed an animal?
- 59. Been at a yard sale?
- 60. Been to a Japanese steakhouse?
- 61. Wore make up?
- 62. Talked to someone via webcam?
- 63. Lost my virginity before I was 16?
- 64. Had my wisdom teeth taken out?
- 65. Kissed someone a different race than myself?
- 66. Snuck out of the house?
- 67. Bought porn?
- 68. Had a virus on my computer?
- 69. Had oral sex?
- 70. Dyed my hair?
- 71. Gone skinny dipping?
- 72. Graduated from college?
- 73. Wore someone else’s clothes? M
- 74. Voted in a presidential election?
- 75. Rode in an ambulance?
- 76. Rode in a helicopter?
- 77. Caught the stove on fire?
- 78. Got in a verbal fight?
- 79. Met someone famous?
- 80. Been on vacation?
- 81. Been on a boat?
- 82. Been on an airplane?
- 83. Broken something expensive?
- 84. Had surgery?
- 85. Kissed someone before I was 14?
- 86. Beat a video game?
- 87. Found something valuable on the ground?
- 88. Made a survey?
- 89. Stalked someone on a social network?
- 90. Prank called someone?
- 91. Spent over $100 shopping in one day?
- 92. Been to a library outside of school?
- 93. Cut my hair and hated it?
- 94. Peed outside?
- 95. Went fishing?
- 96. Helped with charity?
- 97. Taken a pregnancy test?
- 98. Been rejected by a crush?
- 99. Been suspended from school?
- 100. Broken a mirror?
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